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Short answer: yes.

Long answer: Jade is a scientist travelling the wastes with nothing more than a gun, a sunny disposition… Oh yeah, and lots and lots of terrifying bioengineered dogs. The foremost of which is Bec, her sweet, loyal, maybe-still-a-dog-no-one’s-really-sure. No one wants to check.

Grandpa Jake raised her on the remains of an island compound until a fire broke out, killing him and injuring Bec badly when he tried to go back for his master. Jade refused to let Bec die. He was never quite the same, afterwards. Between the fire and the augmentation he’s scarred up, fur grown in dark and smarter than he should be. Sometimes he’s so fast it’s like he blinks out of existence, and even eyeless he always knows where you are. (Jade’s so proud. She nicknames him Slick).

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This is Dualscar’s voice and I’ll hear no argument

lizardlicks:

John tries to be everyone’s friend.

lizardlicks:

John tries to be everyone’s friend.

A fancy basshole vwhat murders people for a livwing

A fancy basshole vwhat murders people for a livwing

Anonymous asked: i wanna run my hands through eridans gills/mirelurk main thing((not sure what its called)) but it looks really soft

Imagine an eight foot fishman with a laser gun helpless with laughter on the floor because they’re nOT TICKLISH OKAY TELL NO ONE

(He wraps his cape around his face keffiyeh-style when dust storms kick up so they don’t get all clogged with irradiated gunk. Picture this majestic creature.)

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secretarybird:

Falloutstuck lifestyle: poor decisions made quickly

You know what I really love about this is John. Fresh faced kid from a vault just so sincerely excited to play couple rounds of caravan.  Doesn’t matter the guy offerin is 8 feet of weird ass bug-shark with, a mouth full of razors and packing a plasma rile that can vaporize his skull in less than a second, he’s the first mar- err, person to agree to a game in AGES!

You just know he sank every point he could in luck. Bullets curve around him. He wins every game he plays. He wanders into abandoned houses and trips over piles of bottlecaps, never misses a strike, and never breaks his glasses. Everyone he’s ever met wants to drop him into a ravine, but he’d bounce.

Falloutstuck lifestyle: poor decisions made quickly

"Haha! Pain is hilarious!"

"Haha! Pain is hilarious!"

everglades-cat replied to your post: Current status: nearly hit by this thi…

Where the HECK do you live???

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(This weather is very abnormal. Supposedly by the weekend it’ll be warm again??? I don’t even know what’s happening here (except the snow killed all my zucchinis (the tomatoes survive in the garage, in hiding)))

Current status: nearly hit by this thing as it snapped under its own weight

Current status: nearly hit by this thing as it snapped under its own weight