SECRETARYBIRD

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An art/fanart blog with bonus textposts, and a big nerd with a tablet.

Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”

(Source: beast-bones)

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Sometimes you try to draw something good and this is all you get

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Baby ain’t pretty no more.

Baby ain’t pretty no more.

wonszu:

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

Sometimes I question whatever US catholic schools and European Catholic Schools are the same thing… Because in mine they thought us that evolution and believing in God don’t clash and you can support both in the same time.

It really depends where you are. My mum went to catholic school in Quebec (so this is like, in the 60s), and the nuns’ word on science and research was “God gave you a brain, use it!”

Anonymous asked: Sorry - when I see your URL, I think of secretary birds. Secretary birds are kind of scary.

As a snake-punching bird should be

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oddeyesight asked: AWESOME Ampora art and very cool ideas and AUs.

disastrous fishtroll club for life

What’s my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?

(Source: xstarsandgalaxies)

secretarybird: skydweller eridan comes back from the game with angel characteristics, other trolls extremely creeped out by gross feathery wings
Lizardlicks: aaaah oh man
secretarybird: so much for officerhood. eridan you are now a super double mutant on the cull lists
secretarybird: (word circulates that the second signless commands an angel from the pits of hell)

secretarybird: skydweller eridan comes back from the game with angel characteristics, other trolls extremely creeped out by gross feathery wings

Lizardlicks: aaaah oh man

secretarybird: so much for officerhood. eridan you are now a super double mutant on the cull lists

secretarybird: (word circulates that the second signless commands an angel from the pits of hell)

I finally broke down and got a 3DS + Pokemon X.  My friend code is 3626-0276-1794, let’s catch some pokemon yeaaaah