SECRETARYBIRD

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An art/fanart blog with bonus textposts, and a big nerd with a tablet.

Anonymous asked: Sorry - when I see your URL, I think of secretary birds. Secretary birds are kind of scary.

As a snake-punching bird should be

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oddeyesight asked: AWESOME Ampora art and very cool ideas and AUs.

disastrous fishtroll club for life

What’s my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?

(Source: xstarsandgalaxies)

secretarybird: skydweller eridan comes back from the game with angel characteristics, other trolls extremely creeped out by gross feathery wings
Lizardlicks: aaaah oh man
secretarybird: so much for officerhood. eridan you are now a super double mutant on the cull lists
secretarybird: (word circulates that the second signless commands an angel from the pits of hell)

secretarybird: skydweller eridan comes back from the game with angel characteristics, other trolls extremely creeped out by gross feathery wings

Lizardlicks: aaaah oh man

secretarybird: so much for officerhood. eridan you are now a super double mutant on the cull lists

secretarybird: (word circulates that the second signless commands an angel from the pits of hell)

I finally broke down and got a 3DS + Pokemon X.  My friend code is 3626-0276-1794, let’s catch some pokemon yeaaaah

Contrary to popular belief cuttlefish don’t make great lapdogs

Contrary to popular belief cuttlefish don’t make great lapdogs

emcapi:

lizardlicks:

secretarybird:

For lizardlicks ‘s birthday: terrible children wwith wwrong opinions

OH MY GOD look at Karkat’s so done face!  Eridan you have crossed the line.
Thank you thank you thank you!

oh my god are they reading troll harry potter? or maybe just troll harry potter fanfic…

Troll Harry Potter (Of such famous novels as Harrie Potter and the Philosophterror’s Stone, Harrie Potter and the Hidden Room Containing an Enormous Slitherbeast Hidden Many Years Ago, Harrie Potter and the Escaped Cullbait Criminal Against the Empire etc. etc.) is a sprawling epic revolving primarily around the serendipitous yet tragically doomed kismesitude between Harrie and Overlord Voldmort (a villainous mutant rustblood attempting to install himself as emperor and subjugate trollkind).
(Like in Harry Potter, Slytherin’s dorms are under the lake. It’s just in the Troll version there’s nothing keeping the water out.)

emcapi:

lizardlicks:

secretarybird:

For lizardlicks ‘s birthday: terrible children wwith wwrong opinions

OH MY GOD look at Karkat’s so done face!  Eridan you have crossed the line.

Thank you thank you thank you!

oh my god are they reading troll harry potter? or maybe just troll harry potter fanfic…

Troll Harry Potter (Of such famous novels as Harrie Potter and the Philosophterror’s Stone, Harrie Potter and the Hidden Room Containing an Enormous Slitherbeast Hidden Many Years Ago, Harrie Potter and the Escaped Cullbait Criminal Against the Empire etc. etc.) is a sprawling epic revolving primarily around the serendipitous yet tragically doomed kismesitude between Harrie and Overlord Voldmort (a villainous mutant rustblood attempting to install himself as emperor and subjugate trollkind).

(Like in Harry Potter, Slytherin’s dorms are under the lake. It’s just in the Troll version there’s nothing keeping the water out.)

isozyme:

gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

this story

(Source: aidn)

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Yer a wwizard, Eri

Yer a wwizard, Eri