Eridan: Become an Orphaner, because someone’s got to feed Gl’bgolyb, and Feferi’s new culling rules mean you can’t just leave the wigglers to die. Consequently Eridan is covered in grubs forever. He talks to them a lot when he gets lonely (i.e. always). They’re not too hard to take care of, just toss ‘em a carcass every so often so they don’t eat each other.
(His adult title: Trolldad)
(The fat yellow one is named Bitey. Bitey doesn’t get rides.)